Monday, September 1, 2008

Empowered!

For some reason, my roomie asked me today to say something funny around "empowerment"[less than 20 words in less than 10 seconds he said]...cudnt come up with anything then! empowerment and funny...hmm...

1) pass the laws, you are empowered...
leave that open! holes of anarchy..

2) Drive the cars, you are empowered...
Cant own one? let 'em choke in 'smoke!

3)Add some pages to that chemistry book, you are empowered...
kids come smarter every year..don't they?!

4)plant the bombs and blast the silence, you are empowered...
which god was it by the way?

5)bring the statutes on reservation, you are empowered...
its hindutva alrite! only upside down!

6)Create another mankind, you are empowered
remember...only let the fittest survive!

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